Perverse nursery rhymes III

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has lost her shoe;
My master's lost his fiddling stick,
And don't know what to do.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
What is my dame to do?
Till master finds his fiddling stick,
She'll dance without her shoe.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has found her shoe,
And master's found his fiddling stick,
Sing doodle-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame will dance with you,
While master fiddles his fiddling stick
For dame and doodle-doo.

Cock-a-doodle-doo! --> COCK a doodle doo!
My dame has lost her shoe; --> ooo... why did she lose her shoe?
My master's lost his fiddling stick, --> hmmm... i didn't know it was detachable?.. hmmm
And don't know what to do. --> tell ur master that there are other things to do other than fiddling with his fiddling stick.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
What is my dame to do?
Till master finds his fiddling stick,
She'll dance without her shoe. --> goodness, isnt there anything ur master and dame can do?

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has found her shoe,
And master's found his fiddling stick,
Sing doodle-doodle-doo! --> wow.. they must be really happy! ur master can fiddle it till his heart's content! n ur dame can tickle her shoe!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame will dance with you, --> aii no thanks!!! goodness knows where the shoe has went to!
While master fiddles his fiddling stick --> ahhh... shiok anot?
For dame and doodle-doo.