Perverse nursery rhymes IV

I have a little sister, they call her Peep, Peep;
She wades the waters deep, deep, deep;
She climbs the mountains high, high, high;
Poor little creature, she has but one eye.

I have a little sister, they call her Peep, Peep; --> incidently, thats what my mom calls little girls' pubic parts. such unfortunate name, ur sister has...

She wades the waters deep, deep, deep; --> are u peeps tryin to encourage young girls to go a-wading in deep waters?

She climbs the mountains high, high, high; --> u mean like mt. everest? recently ive been reading headlines about stupid mt. everest climbing by some stupid ppl of my country....
my advice for u mountain (esp mt. everest) climbers:

1. we dont give a damn about u climbing mountains that has already been trampled all over by many other ppl.
2. stop wasting us tax payers ' money on scaling stupid mountains! *rolls eyes*

Poor little creature, she has but one eye. --> well, kid, my deepest condolences to ur unfortunate family for birthing a defective child....

but now now, we dont want other kids wanting a little one-eyed sister by the name of 'peep', do we?

perhaps ur little brother should be named 'creep'.

and maybe have undescended testicles or something...