Hail to the Mama Dolly

Im fat and cute.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Human

Human beings are a weak lot.
they are subjected to feelings....

i happen to be depressed now.. so i might not update for awhile.

not that anyone ever comes here anyway.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Blardee Handphone Thieves.

someone dear to me got his hp stolen...

well, HE PUT IT THERE IN THE TOILET AND FORGOT TO TAKE IT BACK TO OFFICE AND WHEN HE WENT BACK TO THE TOILET, THE HP WAS GONE...

as you can guess, that asshole who took the phone switched it off.
and that phone, isnt even a new model. it's a model from... 3 or 4 years ago! *rolls eyes*

sadly, there are people who will stoop SOOOOOO LOW to take other peoples' handphones.

sheeeshhh...
more and more people nowadays are not brought up properly by their parents.

to think that he always returns other people's handphones.

once, he found a student's handphone and the student was SO GREATFUL to him for returning the phone.
tell me, what did he do (except to stupidly forget about the hp) to deserve this?

God is just.

i hope these people all go to hell.


im gonna curse....


FUCK YOU!!!!

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Perverse nursery rhymes V

As round as an apple,
As deep as a cup,
All the king's horses
Can't pull it up.


As round as an apple, --> boobies?

As deep as a cup, --> thats not very deep...

All the king's horses
Can't pull it up. --> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... SADNESS!!! need some viagra?



Monday, June 06, 2005

Teach ur chewren manners, please.

i went to causeway point for dinner today and since i am not-so-rich, i chose to eat at the foodcourt.
i shared the table and sat opposite a couple with a toddling child and another auntie.
these ppl were talking about the new car they bought.. etc etc and by the looks of it, they seem to be quite well-to-do.. judging by their clothes they wore.

however, what turned me off the MOST, is that the toddler was flicking the rice in her bowl around with one side of her chopsticks and with her spoon.

the parents tried to take the bowl away and were rewarded with an ear piercing scream.
so they let her have her way.


when i was a small girl, my mom taught me table manners.
"NO PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD."
"can u imagine what it is like for those poor children in war-torn countries without food?"


as i was watching that girl stuffing rice into her hair, i was thinking to myself, "my dogs behave much better than u do."

pls don't say that my expectations of children are high... it's this country's expectations of children that has lowered throughout the years.

most kids get to have their way nowadays.
and when i have my own children, i just know, they aint gonna like me alot. coz i will not allow them to do things such as
1. scream in public
2. play with food
3. bark or meow at DOGS... (wats the rationale behind this? *rolls eyes*)
4. run in foodcourts, restaurants, etc etc

which reminds me, when i was holding the tray with my porridge on it and walking back to my table (the foodcourt was very crowded), a boy dashed out from the crowd and his head knocked into my tray.
luckily, i am nimble and quick and i did not spill the porridge.
actually, i kinda regret not pouring it down that pea-brain's neck.

i stood for 1min, staring down at the stupid boy. n he looked back, grinning.... but his grin soon faded when his eyes met mine.

many people were lookin at me, as if waiting for me to lash out at him. but i didnt.


coz im nice.




but my plea to all of you reading this,
if u want to have kids,



PLEASE EDUCATE THEM, YA?
how can kids behave worse than MY DOGS??????

sheesh...



on a lighter note, a beagle is up for adoption.
6mths old male.

if u live in singapore and have experience in handling dogs and have read up about beagles, pls drop me an email: inoriz@gmail.com