Perverse nursery rhymes IV

I have a little sister, they call her Peep, Peep;
She wades the waters deep, deep, deep;
She climbs the mountains high, high, high;
Poor little creature, she has but one eye.

I have a little sister, they call her Peep, Peep; --> incidently, thats what my mom calls little girls' pubic parts. such unfortunate name, ur sister has...

She wades the waters deep, deep, deep; --> are u peeps tryin to encourage young girls to go a-wading in deep waters?

She climbs the mountains high, high, high; --> u mean like mt. everest? recently ive been reading headlines about stupid mt. everest climbing by some stupid ppl of my country....
my advice for u mountain (esp mt. everest) climbers:

1. we dont give a damn about u climbing mountains that has already been trampled all over by many other ppl.
2. stop wasting us tax payers ' money on scaling stupid mountains! *rolls eyes*

Poor little creature, she has but one eye. --> well, kid, my deepest condolences to ur unfortunate family for birthing a defective child....

but now now, we dont want other kids wanting a little one-eyed sister by the name of 'peep', do we?

perhaps ur little brother should be named 'creep'.

and maybe have undescended testicles or something...

Perverse nursery rhymes III

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has lost her shoe;
My master's lost his fiddling stick,
And don't know what to do.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
What is my dame to do?
Till master finds his fiddling stick,
She'll dance without her shoe.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has found her shoe,
And master's found his fiddling stick,
Sing doodle-doodle-doo!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame will dance with you,
While master fiddles his fiddling stick
For dame and doodle-doo.

Cock-a-doodle-doo! --> COCK a doodle doo!
My dame has lost her shoe; --> ooo... why did she lose her shoe?
My master's lost his fiddling stick, --> hmmm... i didn't know it was detachable?.. hmmm
And don't know what to do. --> tell ur master that there are other things to do other than fiddling with his fiddling stick.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
What is my dame to do?
Till master finds his fiddling stick,
She'll dance without her shoe. --> goodness, isnt there anything ur master and dame can do?

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has found her shoe,
And master's found his fiddling stick,
Sing doodle-doodle-doo! --> wow.. they must be really happy! ur master can fiddle it till his heart's content! n ur dame can tickle her shoe!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame will dance with you, --> aii no thanks!!! goodness knows where the shoe has went to!
While master fiddles his fiddling stick --> ahhh... shiok anot?
For dame and doodle-doo.

perverse nusery rhymes II

sorry for the short hiatus... errr.. i had PMS.. bad bad one... and im still having it.... *snaps at everyone*
ok chewdrens, today, we is gonna learn a new rhyme~


Ding, dong, bell,
Pussy's in the well.

Who put her in?
Little Johnny Green.

Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout.

What a naughty boy was that,
To try to drown poor pussy cat,

Who never did him any harm,
And killed the mice in his father's barn.





Ding, dong, bell, <-- what kinda ding dongs? *drools*
Pussy's in the well. <-- ooo.. she's wet isnt she?

Who put her in? <-- hee hee.. put it in!
Little Johnny Green. <-- little?? aww come on...


Who pulled her out? <-- yeah baby, pull it out~
Little Tommy Stout. <-- little and stout... umnn.. ok... i prefer stout... :D


What a naughty boy was that,
To try to drown poor pussy cat, <-- oooh yes.. naughty naughty! u make the pussy wet!

Who never did him any harm,
And killed the mice in his father's barn. <-- gosh.. the pussy's so vicious...... she DESERVES to be wet! meooowwww!

perverse nursery rhymes I

im sure u would think one's childhood is supposed to be made up of happiness, innocence and cuteness?
im sure everyone would want their child to be happy.

but we are (sadly) surrounded by some nursery rhymes or children stories that are oh-not-so-innocent-as-it-seems.
i will find more of these to talk about. today we'll just do one.....

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after

innocent enough for u?

well let me explain.....
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water <-- this is ok.

Jack fell down <-- ouch?

and broke his crown <-- crown = head.

1. The top or highest part of the head.
2. The head itself

and Jill came tumbling after <-- double the tragedy?

so what? is this kid being read to or reading the rhyme supposed to:

1. laugh at the misfortunes of the two clumsy kids? which is MEAN isnt it?

2. cry at the fact that a kid broke his poor head >insert graphic image of bloody skulls and brains spilling out< and his poor companion?

either way, the rhyme sticks in this poor kid's head (no pun intended) and for the rest of his life, he will be traumatised that adults actually trivialise the injuries of poor clumsy kids.

OR

he will think breaking a neck or head doesnt really matter, what.
so fun, tomorrow i also want to go up the hill and purposely fall and break my head. and i shall take my little sister with me. hor?

2nd class citizen?

my wishes to go overseas to study + stay will provoke responses such as the classic one:
"why go there and be 2nd class citizen? when u can be first class here?"

really?
look at all the ang mohs here.... if we are 1st class, then what are they?

their pay is 5 times of ours.
they dont pay CPF
they dont go for NS
they are 'excused' for being rude, demanding etc etc
they get boot licked most of the time
they get high ranking jobs but do nothing
they get extra ingredients in their food

maybe theirs is heaven class? we only first class waaaatttt....


i rather go be a real second class citizen in a colder ang moh climate...
at least i 'deserve' it.

and hey! guess wat? i dont have to endure the heat..... neither do i have to listen to and get influenced by ppl speaking hokkien-mixed-with-singlish-mixed-with-mandarin.

i hope.

OMFG!!! OMFG!!!!!!

when i was young, my mom n dad taught me something called MANNERS.

when i was 16 -20 yrs old, i rebelled. (hey, im supposed to be 14 yrs old rite? sorry sorry.. im actually a 25 yr old girl with identity problems... hmm.. actually.. maybe 22... i cant remember...)

when i rebelled, i used the words: "OMG" or "OMFG" alot.

as i look back now, i ask myself, "Where are your MANNERS, girl?"

thats right... i think whoever uses the words "OMFG" has no manners, no respect, no dignity etc.

why?
coz God, doesn't go with the word Fuck.

i don't care what religion u r.
u can be a buddhist, u can be a christian, u can be a hindu, u can be a muslim, u can be a sikh, u can be a free-thinker etc etc....
God is God.
DO NOT BLASPHEME.

where are ur freaking manners and respect? did ur parents not teach u? u infantile?

it's just like me saying to u "OH MY FUCKING YOUR-MAMA!"

i guess u would be pissed....

lemme just say this again in case u do not understand....
it doesnt matter what religion u are of, nor what religion i am of for that matter.
to a muslim, God is still God (except they call Him ALLAH)
to a bhuddist, God is Buddha or 'shen' <神>.. same goes for taoists i think.
to a sikh... well i duno about sikhs and hindus... :-/

to a christian, definitely, God is God.

i believe God loves all of you.
why are u placing such an ugly term in front of a beautiful name?

u can be a free-thinker, but please, R-E-S-P-E-C-T.



i guess u can say OMFS though... (Oh-My-Fucking-Satan)

maybe.... just maybe... he will love u more.

oo mo ja jee ho ho ho

tats wat my best fren, miss nanitha nanigalightnaahmulalingam said to me.
i have no idea what she is talking about...

i had enough of speaking in hokkien....
my hokkien is horrible..

i also had enough of pretending to be some old woman..
im gonna spill the truth... i am actually a guy.....
*looks down at testicles*

yes.. i am...
i am 14 yrs old now and studying in...hmmm my mommy say i cannot anyhow say where i study in leh... but i give u a clue..... it's a boy's school. tee hee hee... i errr......... have many.........errr... *happy* frens around........ (check the thesaurus for 'happy' pls)

hmm i duno why my mommy named me trinity?


i got something to bitch about today..
and that is..

I CANNOT LOG INTO BLOGGER WITH MY MOZILLA FIREFOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

i have to use NETSCAPE TO LOG INTO BLOGGER... WHYYY??????????????

RAHHHHH....



on a lighter note, i really like nokia 7610... (i searched for 7160 accidently and got the biggest shock of my life)


on an even lighter note, i mish my boyfriend..................

ooops.. didnt i say i was a 'very happy' person?

armpits

hahahahhahahaha the word never fails to tickle me....
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


*DIES LAUGHING*

My England

got ppl compulain my england sUxX0Rz!

wahaha... my son oso compulain!
he said hor, he wanna migrate to aus... coz he is ASHAMED of how singaporeans speak....

nin lao bu gar le gong hor...
dont look me down down... i was a graphic designer before ok.
i was with this tiny ass CUMpany........ happily doing design work until the *!@##@!* boss used his whatever brand of DIGICAM with 8 megapix function and FLUORESCENT lights to shoot models for an ad.

PFFTTT.......
my camera bigger than your camera ley....
altho mine only 4 megapix hor, but the pictures i take better than urs ley....

i laughed till my pants dropped and then they wanna sue me for debauchery............

pffft...

pls, i old enough to be ur marler... u wanna sue me coz u saw my pumpkin panties?

anyway i digress........

coming back to shingapolean engrishh....
seriously speaking, if u r guilty of talking like a pasat auntie, u have no right to feel ashamed abt your own language.
donch come and tell me my england sUxX0Rzzz...
u SUXXOREST!

n yeah.. 3 posts and im bored of assuming the identity of a pasat auntie... *yawn*...

u want the truth? the truth is, im actually 88 and retired with about 9 kids and 24 grand children and 2 great grandchildren.
im too old to go pasat.. so i learnt how to blog from one of my grandkids...

ask me why my england so powderful?
yeah.. coz i was a politician waattt...

must have sud sud england den can convince ur countrymen... wu bo?

the time

kar ni nar.... why the time on my blog entry say 10am?
now is 2.06am wu bo????

how CUM the blog so stewpig one?

ohhh... below here got button to change the time!
Trinity boh tak chek la... wu bo....?

wa ai ke koon liao la... boh nang gong wa bo zho gang la, boh liao la...wu bo?

Self-Intro

Aiyerrr.. ppls keep cUMINg to ask me to self intro leh.
donch like tat la.. .ppl me shy la.. i never writing blog before you know.

ok lar me write abit about myself.

me is 46 yr old la.
stay in singapore there.. u know?
im english not so very good.... budden hor... i is only know how to speaking in english....

my name hor, is trinity..
donch say i matrix one la.. i never see matrix one... i no know simi si matrix, wu bo?
wa mah um si catholic hor.. wa mah nah eh zhai wa eh lao bu ai kio wa Trinity, wu bo?

oops.. sorry... i broke out into an outburst of hokkien!
i usually not like this one... pai seh pai seh... wu bo?

my favorite acktivity is go pasat there tok cok sing song la.
i always go there tokin to the selfish one.. u knoe... the sell fish uncle...
den tokin to the chicken seller.... wu bo?


aiyyerrr.... donch tell me i need to lose weight la... i happy to be like yang gui fei, wu bo?
fat fat cute cute ma....

ok la... kar ni nar... 2am liao.
boh mah zhai buay kee lai ke pasat zhim cham... wu bo?

TMD

My first post only ppl say i ugly and scary...
TMD...

I donch flend u all liao la!

*goes one corner to sobz*

I am fat and cute

I am fat but cute.

Why? cannot issit?



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Enjoy ur stay.